Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children.My kids are the most important thing in my life!You don't know what love is until you have a child.You're just selfish.Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen
I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out.You'll regret it when you're older.How can you live with yourself?But you'd make such a good parent!Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind.
But you're so smart!It's unnatural not to want to have children.BABY BINGO
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You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered!You must have had a horrible childhood.
It's different when they're your own!Just wait until you have kids of your own.You childhater!Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!You must be a very sad person.
Who will take care of you when you're old?What if your parents thought the same way?It's not a real family if you don't have children.You'll change your mind once you have one.You were a child once!

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