Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happenYou're just selfish.I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out.You must be a very sad person.
What if your parents thought the same way?You're just bitter and hateful.It's all worth it in the end.It's unnatural not to want to have children.You childhater!
My kids are the most important thing in my life!Your child could cure cancer!BABY BINGO
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It's not a real family if you don't have children.But you'd make such a good parent!
How can you live with yourself?You'll change your mind once you have one.The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids.Being a parent is the most important job in the world!I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind.
You don't know what love is until you have a child.You must have had a horrible childhood.But you're so smart!You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children.Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind.

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