Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

Just wait until you have kids of your own.It's different when they're your own!Who will take care of you when you're old?Children are our future!But you're so smart!
What if your parents thought the same way?I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out.You're just bitter and hateful.You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children.Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement!
Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind.You must have had a horrible childhood.BABY BINGO
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Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!What do your parents think about no grandkids?
But you'd make such a good parent!Being a parent is the most important job in the world!It's not a real family if you don't have children.You must be a very sad person.It's all worth it in the end.
You were a child once!How can you live with yourself?You'll change your mind once you have one.The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids.I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind.

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