Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

Being a parent is the most important job in the world!You'll regret it when you're older.What if your parents thought the same way?Who will take care of you when you're old?You're just bitter and hateful.
Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happenYour children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered!How can you live with yourself?It's not a real family if you don't have children.
Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind.It's different when they're your own!BABY BINGO
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Children are our future!You must have had a horrible childhood.
You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children.What do your parents think about no grandkids?You childhater!You must be a very sad person.You'll change your mind once you have one.
My kids are the most important thing in my life!You're just selfish.But you're so smart!It's unnatural not to want to have children.You were a child once!

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