Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

My kids are the most important thing in my life!You don't know what love is until you have a child.You were a child once!You must be a very sad person.I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind.
You'll regret it when you're older.But you'd make such a good parent!You must have had a horrible childhood.Being a parent is the most important job in the world!You'll change your mind once you have one.
What if your parents thought the same way?It's all worth it in the end.BABY BINGO
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It's unnatural not to want to have children.You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered!
Who will take care of you when you're old?Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!It's not a real family if you don't have children.The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids.You're just bitter and hateful.
Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happenYour child could cure cancer!I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out.It's different when they're your own!You childhater!

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