IT Department Bingo!

A game to play while contemplating the mistakes you have made in life.

How to play:

Visit IT Department Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "Please fire me!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

Why can't I use...Where'd it go!?Did you get that email?It should be easy for youWhat do we pay you for?
Can you fix my phone?It should be on thereWe pay you to (x)Since you're not doing anything...But how do I do it?
What is the Wi-Fi password?I know it's not your job but...IT_DEPT.EXE
(free square)
Are you sure?I didn't do anything
The internet is slowI know you're busy but...The (x) broke!Why can't I have the Wi-Fi password?When you have some time
Can't you just do that?It just brokeHow did you do that?I tried thatI sent you...

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