Still Single Bingo!

A game to play while visiting the family.

How to play:

Visit Still Single Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "FUCK YOU!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

You should try online dating.When will you bring a boyfriend / girlfriend home?Are you (any sexuality apart from heterosexual)?Our neighbors have a son / daughter. He / She is there nowadays. (Just in case)You'll know when you meet them.
Why don't you try to talk less about (subject you LOVE talking about)?Don't you want to have a family?You don't find anyone because you are not positive enough.You will fall for someone when you least expect it.In our youth it was very different you only married once.
Don't you want to be happy?(At a wedding) When will it be your turn?STILL SINGLE BINGO
(free square)
How were / was your (any new activity)? Did you meet anybody?I have a friend at work, he / she is very friendly you should meet them sometime.
You're X years old, now, isn't it time to settle?You'll find the one in place and time.Don't you want to get married one day?You've got a new job? Good, you'll surely meet someone there !You cannot stay alone all your life !
You should be a little bit more masculine / feminine.You should be more outgoing.Don't you feel lonely, all by yourself?Your biological clock is turning you know !What about that person at work the other day?

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