Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

It's unnatural not to want to have children.You childhater!Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!You were a child once!It's different when they're your own!
You'll regret it when you're older.It's not a real family if you don't have children.Being a parent is the most important job in the world!You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children.Who will take care of you when you're old?
Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement!I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind.BABY BINGO
(free square)
You'll change your mind once you have one.You must be a very sad person.
Just wait until you have kids of your own.The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids.What do your parents think about no grandkids?Your child could cure cancer!You're just selfish.
How can you live with yourself?It's all worth it in the end.I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out.My kids are the most important thing in my life!Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind.

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