Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

Being a parent is the most important job in the world!My kids are the most important thing in my life!You don't know what love is until you have a child.What do your parents think about no grandkids?Just wait until you have kids of your own.
Who will take care of you when you're old?Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!It's unnatural not to want to have children.I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind.It's all worth it in the end.
You're just selfish.Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind.BABY BINGO
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Children are our future!You were a child once!
The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids.You'll change your mind once you have one.You must have had a horrible childhood.But you're so smart!You childhater!
Your child could cure cancer!But you'd make such a good parent!What if your parents thought the same way?You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered!It's different when they're your own!

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