Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

Just wait until you have kids of your own.You'll change your mind once you have one.What if your parents thought the same way?But you'd make such a good parent!But you're so smart!
Who will take care of you when you're old?You're just selfish.It's not a real family if you don't have children.I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind.Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind.
My kids are the most important thing in my life!Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement!BABY BINGO
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You're just bitter and hateful.You'll regret it when you're older.
It's different when they're your own!It's unnatural not to want to have children.Children are our future!Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happenThe best thing in the world I ever did was have kids.
Your child could cure cancer!Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!It's all worth it in the end.You don't know what love is until you have a child.How can you live with yourself?

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