Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

Being a parent is the most important job in the world!You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children.I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out.What if your parents thought the same way?Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen
You childhater!What do your parents think about no grandkids?My kids are the most important thing in my life!You'll regret it when you're older.You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered!
It's all worth it in the end.You don't know what love is until you have a child.BABY BINGO
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It's different when they're your own!Your child could cure cancer!
Just wait until you have kids of your own.Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind.It's not a real family if you don't have children.You'll change your mind once you have one.But you're so smart!
I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind.It's unnatural not to want to have children.Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement!Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!You're just selfish.

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