Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind.It's unnatural not to want to have children.You'll regret it when you're older.You must have had a horrible childhood.Being a parent is the most important job in the world!
Just wait until you have kids of your own.You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered!Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children.You're just selfish.
Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement!Children are our future!BABY BINGO
(free square)
I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind.You childhater!
But you'd make such a good parent!Your child could cure cancer!You were a child once!You're just bitter and hateful.I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out.
You'll change your mind once you have one.What if your parents thought the same way?It's all worth it in the end.What do your parents think about no grandkids?You must be a very sad person.

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