"Let's just get to the bottom line."Paces around the room"We need to wrap our heads around this.""Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?"Asks the presenter to go back a slide
Translates percentages into fractions"You might be right"Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly"At the end of the day...""I don't need the details."
"Well, thease are the facts.""What are the 'next steps'?"PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
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"I think what X is trying to say is..."Steps out for a phone call
"Let's put a stake in the ground"Encourages people to "take a step back""Sorry, I was multitasking.""I'm a bit of a visionary""How can we productize this?
"Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"I used to think that, too.""Will this scale?"Draws a Venn diagramNods while pretending to take notes
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