Paces around the room"Sorry, I was multitasking.""I don't need the details.""You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
Nods while pretending to take notes
"We need to wrap our heads around this.""Let's put a stake in the ground""At the end of the day..."Steps out for a phone call"I'm a bit of a visionary"
Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly"What are the 'next steps'?"PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
(free square)
Asks the presenter to go back a slide"Let's just get to the bottom line."
"Will this scale?""I used to think that, too.""You might be right"Draws a Venn diagram"I can see why you might think that."
"Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?""How can we productize this?"Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"I think what X is trying to say is...""Well, thease are the facts."
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